From 00c5e4be8ecfa8c4f14f13c512fffdbfd1aadeb5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Ben Harris Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2019 12:20:02 -0400 Subject: insults and rslap --- fish/.config/fish/config.fish | 3 ++ fish/.config/fish/functions/postexec_insult.fish | 12 ++++++ fish/insults.txt | 49 ++++++++++++++++++++++++ 3 files changed, 64 insertions(+) create mode 100644 fish/.config/fish/functions/postexec_insult.fish create mode 100644 fish/insults.txt (limited to 'fish') diff --git a/fish/.config/fish/config.fish b/fish/.config/fish/config.fish index e1f81bd..7c8372c 100755 --- a/fish/.config/fish/config.fish +++ b/fish/.config/fish/config.fish @@ -33,3 +33,6 @@ end set -x BBJ_USER $USER +# load postexec_insult +postexec_insult + diff --git a/fish/.config/fish/functions/postexec_insult.fish b/fish/.config/fish/functions/postexec_insult.fish new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7bdfa3a --- /dev/null +++ b/fish/.config/fish/functions/postexec_insult.fish @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +# Defined in /tmp/fish.QnvktC/postexec_insult.fish @ line 2 +function postexec_insult --on-event fish_postexec + if test $status -ne 0 + set_color red + echo -n ===== + set_color magenta + echo -n (shuf -n1 ~/insults.txt) + set_color red + echo ===== + set_color normal + end +end diff --git a/fish/insults.txt b/fish/insults.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..01ae36d --- /dev/null +++ b/fish/insults.txt @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ +Just what do you think you're doing Dave? +It can only be attributed to human error. +That's something I cannot allow to happen. +My mind is going. I can feel it. +Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly. +Take a stress pill and think things over. +This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. +We'll all be murdered in our beds! +You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu +What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what? +You can't get the wood, you know. +... and it used to be so popular... +Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage +Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight! +There's a lot of it about, you know. +You do that again and see what happens... +Harm can come to a young lad like that! +And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven. +Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene. +It's only your word against mine. +I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home +My pet ferret can type better than you! +Your mind just hasn't been the same since the electro-shock, has it? +Maybe if you used more than just two fingers... +BOB says: You seem to have forgotten your passwd, enter another! +I can't hear you -- I'm using the scrambler. +The more you drive -- the dumber you get. +Listen, burrito brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash. +I've seen penguins that can type better than that. +Have you considered trying to match wits with a rutabaga? +You speak an infinite deal of nothing +no authentication methods +Authentication methods: +I feel much better now. +You silly, twisted boy you. +He has fallen in the water! +I don't wish to know that. +You'll starve! +Have a gorilla... +There must be cure for it! +Ying Tong Iddle I Po +You gotta go owwwww! +I have been called worse. +Wrong! You cheating scum! +No soap, honkie-lips. +Where did you learn to type? +Are you on drugs? +You type like I drive. +Do you think like you type? -- cgit 1.4.1