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+slaps $nick around a bit with a large trout
+gives $nick a clout round the head with a fresh copy of WeeChat
+slaps $nick with a large smelly trout
+breaks out the slapping rod and looks sternly at $nick
+slaps $nick's bottom and grins cheekily
+slaps $nick a few times
+slaps $nick and starts getting carried away
+would slap $nick, but is not being violent today
+gives $nick a hearty slap
+finds the closest large object and gives $nick a slap with it
+likes slapping people and randomly picks $nick to slap
+dusts off a kitchen towel and slaps it at $nick
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